1) You ordered from Starbucks
2) If you must order from Starbucks you have to ask for a blonde pour over from their secret menu. It is the only slightly tolerable option otherwise you will have gut rot from drinking the sludge they call coffee if you can even make it past the first sip
3) You failed to listen to the voice in your head that said this is not a good idea and you ordered anyway
4) You missed placing your order in the trash where it belongs (for real though people, I've seen this coffee in it's raw form and it isn't pretty)
5) see 1 through 4